Filed under: Bullshit, News, Pictures, Weird and Wonderful | Tags: alien, extraterrestial, jeff peckham, picture of alien, sighting, space, ufo
A still of the much anticipated, ‘alien proof’, held by Jeff Peckham has been released, and I for one am not impressed
It literally looks like a blowup alien that you win at the fair and abides by the classic look of white skin and dark black eyes. Why does everyone all think aliens will look like this? There has been no alien sightings so how can this look be so universal, there is a 99% chance that aliens do not look like this which leads me to believe that Jeff Peckham really is just another fame hungry, money grabbing fraudster.
Filed under: News, Weird and Wonderful | Tags: bow and arrow, brazil, brazilian tribe, funai, painted, picture, sighting, uncontacted
The first picture of a Brazilian tribe who have not been in contact with the outside world before has come to press attention and the mind boggles.
This is amazing stuff and really gets you thinking, what would it be like to know nothing of the world that you live in? For them it would probably be such a shock if they ever ventured out of the jungle that their whole society would fall apart, well maybe not severe, but nonetheless it’s quite major. It would be like going back to the middle ages and showing them a mobile phone. I hope one of them comes out of the jungle and gets a job in the city, maybe as a talk show host, that would be nice…
Anyway, here you go, good little picture for you.
P.S. They don’t have hepatitis, they have painted themselves.
Filed under: Lives of the young, News, Politiks | Tags: drinking, law, london, party, saturday, tube, tube party, underground
Its official, on Sunday drinking will be outlawed on the London Underground and London buses, and I for one am not too happy. Drinking on the train is one of the joys of going out in London, you can be pissed before you even reach the nightclub and can sit down and drink while still travelling to your destination, what could be better?
But alas, new laws have forced this game to stop, so to celebrate it there is word of a tube party on the Circle line tomorrow night any time after about 7. I for one am going to be there, drinking my sorrows away, its a couple of quid entry fee (the price of a train ticket, literally) and it’s bring your own drinks so everyone come along and get absolutely munted.
Filed under: Bullshit, News | Tags: aliens, ET, extraterrestrial, jeff peckham, planets, solar system, ufo
Yea, like that’s going to be true. It seems that US campaigner Jeff Peckham is in possession of a film that ‘proves’ the existence of aliens. He states that…
It shows an extraterrestrial’s head popping up outside of a window at night, looking in the window, that’s visible through an infrared camera.”
He also goes on to note that the creature is about 4ft tall and can be seen blinking. 4ft tall AND blinking?! Wow, i can think of a thousand animals capable of fulfilling those criteria, or better yet, A HUMAN CHILD. If he had seen the ‘alien’ shoot out rays of light from his eyes then that would be a whole different matter but blinking? That isn’t exactly supernatural.
Besides, how would it have got to earth? We know that there is no life on any of the planets in our solar system, at least none capable of space travel so the ship that this alien would have come in would have to be fairly large to traverse the millions of miles to Earth from wherever it came.
This is likely to be little more than a media boost for this campaigners issues.
Filed under: Motorsport, Sport, gossip | Tags: adrian sutil, celebrity, formula 1, grand prix, lewis hamilton, monaco, nicole scherzinger, racing, raikkonen, Sport
Lewis Hamilton won the 2008 Monaco Grand Priz after an early crash, which luckliy was the main factor that led to his win. The 22 year old jumped up into 2nd after the first corner but after only a few laps in he crashed into the side barrier, forcing himself to go into the pits. With an increased fuel load though, Hamilton managed to overtake Massa and Kubica when they had to pit, and by the time he had to pit for the second time his lead was so great that he was able to retain the lead and kept it until the end of the race.
The other great story of the day, but somewhat with a devastating ending, was that of Force India’s Adrian Sutil. After managing to come from 8th and pushed for a top four spot he was collided into by Raikkonen and was forced to retire. Personally I hope that the world champion apologises to him, as Sutil was not to blame and he arguably put out the best performance of his career today at Monaco.
In other news, Hamilton had invited Nicole Scherzinger of the Pussycat Dolls as his guest today after many reports of them being an item have surfaced. Well done to him, thats all I can say, well done…
Edit: Just realised how very late I was with the news about Hamilton and Scherzinger, I knew it wasn’t exactly breaking stuff but I didn’t realise that this was a story that had surfaced in November! lol
Filed under: Uncategorized
Is it just me, or does anyone else get of their opinions about other EU countries from the Eurovision song contest?
I watch it and the quality of music is absolutely shocking and the way that the Eastern Bloc countries and the Scandinavians all vote for each other even if the entry is absolute cock is ridiculous. It just makes me think that all of these countries are knobheads and why they don’t like us as British people.
I know that this is prejudice but after years and years of seeing the same thing a man starts to get an opinion forced upon him
For those of you that are interested, the drivers qualified as follows…
- Massa
- Raikkonen
- Hamilton
- Kovalainen
- Kubica
- Rosborg
- Alonso
- Trulli
- Webber
- Coulthard
- Glock
- Button
- Heidfeld
- Nakajima
- Barrichello
- Bourdais
- Piquet
- Vettel
- Sutil
- Fisichella
Heres a list of stuff that are pretty cool or a little bit secret in the new GTA…
- The insane river jump from Alderney to Algonquin just south of the top bridge. Its gonna need a run-up!
- The fat hookers
- Ricky Gervais at the Split Side comedy club
- The desperate civilians clinging onto the car that you have just stolen from them as you storm down the road at 80mph
- First time playing and not realising how to hang on to a ledge, falling miles to my death as I smacked myself against the seemingly endless supply of metal poles that broke my fall.
- The grenades in a gunfight. Being subtle will get you nowhere!
- Bernie Crane aka Florien Crane – sterotyping at its best
- The options, if fairly limited, regarding if you let someone live or die
- SoboHoe – more of a love to hate moment, she is so annoying it’s not even worth the benefit that you get for dating her
- VIP ringtones. When you’ve paid $100 for a ringtone you know that you have quality inside your pocket
- Three Leaf Clover mission, so much fun! Its like a whole new adventure
More to come…
In a word, yes. But I were to go into depth there wouldn’t be the perfect scores that I have seen in many other places as there are some key elements that made San Andreas so detailed, missing.
The lack of planes does not worry me, as they do not actually add anything to the game, the lack of many clothing stores is not a problem as this is a very unnecessary part of the game, and the empty space where the flamethrower should be is also not a great problem.
There are of course exceptions to the brilliant, the problems that in my opinion lower the rating of the game, whether they be new additions, missing parts of old games or the way the game works, they all spoil an otherwise perfect game.
- The entriely city based landscape. I know that this was also true in GTA3 and Vice City yet the open expanse of desert and forest in San Andreas acted as a welcome haven to the sprawls of Los Santos and Las Venturas and also as a great place to just mess around in. What we get in terms of this in GTA4 are very minimal, and sometimes the city all seems abit the same.
- The lack of purchases and property. A factor I enjoyed in other games, especially in Vice City where you felt like you were working your way up in the world as a result of your many crimes. In GTA4 there is ZERO properties to buy or land or airstrips etc that we see in other games and the amount of safehouses given is minimal in terms of parking space too. You will get around 5 safehouses with 2 spots in each but does that really compare with the almighty hangar in San Andreas?
- Friends System. I initially thought that this was good, but as the game went on and I gained more and more contacts it grew a little tiring getting a call every hour asking to go drinking or play pool etc. The benefits are good, but to keep the like-ometer up is boring at best, it felt more like the Sims than GTA.
- Few Cars. Maybe it’s just me, but there are not that many cars, at least not as many as the old games, with GTA4. There are a handful of supercars, a couple of trucks and vans, a few jeeps and the odd splattering of the generic sedans and coupes. Yep, thats all I had to say about that.
Not alot of negatives, I may think of more soon, but they do have a negative effect, especially when outside of the main missions. Don’t get me wrong though, despite these reasons, GTA4 is one of the greatest games out there and the list of amazing additions is almost endless, the new police chase system = brilliant, the cover system = amazing, the car damage, the aiming system, the climbing abilities and the multiplayer are all great, and this game will keep me going for months to come I’m sure.
The amazing game of Amy Winehands or Edward Ciderhands has thrilled children and grandparents alike for years, with the combined fun of team with the taping together of your hands to bottles, with the popular children’s game of getting absolutely munted, this is a game for the whole family…
Or should I say was!
For this is the dawn of a new era, one of head rushes, one of immaturity and one of constant irritation for 3-4 weeks. This is Edward Poppersface…
